Happy Friday, Judge Bredar! And Jeff Sessions...FUCK YOU!
AIN'T THE BEER COLD!
As your Wonkette reporter in Baltimore, I may have used a touch of inflammatory language toward Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Wednesday. In my own defense, the Baltimore Uprising/Riot was incredibly traumatic for the city. When you're known worldwide for The Wire and Homicide, it's easy to get used to having 300 murders a year. We can fight about whether it should be called a riot or an uprising, but either way, it forced us to look hard at things we'd just taken for granted as background noise.
This level of violence is not okay. It just can't be normal.
How much does Baltimore hate Jeff Sessions? A LOT. A WHOLE LOT.
Today, Judge James K. Bredar signed the Consent Decree, giving it the force of law.
The case is no longer in a phase where any party is unilaterally entitled to reconsider the terms of the settlement; the parties are bound to each other by their prior agreement. The time for negotiating the agreement is over.
Our citizens will be able to bring violations to the federal court for enforcement. In other cities, Sessions will probably succeed in killing Consent Decrees begun under the Obama Justice Department. Their citizens will have the uphill climb of bringing individual lawsuits.
No one thinks this Consent Decree will solve all our problems. But at least it reorients the police department and the city toward community policing and respect for all our citizens. It's a start.
To paraphrase Big Papi Ortiz, "This is our fucking city, Hon!"
Also...FUCK YOU, JEFF SESSIONS!
Your FDF lives in Baltimore under an assumed identity as an upstanding member of the PTA. Shhh, don't tell anyone she makes swears on the internet!