In today's edition of Things We Didn't Already Crosspost Here, we have Klingon Nerd Beer for Nerds,Our Terrible Brackets (Jeff wouldn't let me choose EVERY underdog for EVERY sportsball match, despite the fact I almost won ALL THE DOLLARS once exacta-ing the top two longshots, but then I forgot to box them, or I would have COMPLETELY FUCKING PICKED HARVARD), a Nashville recap that I didn't read, but it's Snipy! What could go wrong!, my masterpiece on Zac Efron's BUMFIGHTS that all y'all have not fucking read despite my promising Lisa it would get a MILLION GODDAMNED PAGEVIEWS (I was drunk), and Snipy on Joan Rivers fatshaming that luscious Lena Dunham, which very well could have already been posted over here (feminism! bodyshaming! public health!) but I do not care to check. (Still drunk.) As a matter of fact, when Lisa/Snipy pitched the story in the chatcave I only approved it on the condition that SHE AGREE WITH ME that Lena Dunham is fucking beyoootiful naked, and only looks terrible in her terrible clothes, which are terrible. Lisa/Snipy agreed. Let's all find out together whether or not she pointed that out, because I forgot to edit it.

Plus, as always, Sideboob.

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