Happy Valentine's Day, Muslim Fanatics!

St. Valentine was a GODDAMN CATHOLIC, THAT'S WHAT

Thanks to our friends at FoxNews.com, we now know what these Fanatics in Pakistan think about Valentine's Day, which is Pakistan's main holiday. So when you crowd into a mediocre restaurant tonight with your primary current sex partner and a hundred other unhappy couples and you all pay $175 for a crappy "Romantic Tasting Menu" and some dried-out cake called "Chocolate Romance Truffle Passion Sponge," remember that you are fighting the Islamo-Fascists in your own little sad consumer way. [Fox News]

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