HappyNiceTimePeople Has Died. HappyNiceTimePeople Has Risen
Oh hey, 'member when we murdered our cute sweet little sister site, HappyNiceTimePeople.com, with a hammer in its cute little kitten head? Well some nice fella -- Rick, we guess? -- apparently didn't know what to do with all his hard-earned money, so we did him a favor and relieved him of it. Well, money and a Panera gift card, because this nice fella Rick knows how to seal a deal, and that is by buying us sandwiches.
Let's go see what he's done with the joint!
HE'S MADE IT ABOUT TELEVISION! And put up pictures of Christina Hendricks's boobs! We love television! You love Christina Hendricks's boobs! You probably do not love television, though, because you are cranky and you only watch PBS and The Bill Moyers Suicide Hour. We will continue to act as his publisher, so if you want to buy a post saying "WATCH THE BILL MOYERS SUICIDE HOUR," we will sell it to you and then make him write it.
Go give him some love, guys, or he will feel frauded that we grifted him like a common Tea Party president.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.