Hard Times In Oklahoma
Seven suicide bombers stormed two Afghan government buildings in Kabul, killing 11 victims. (Or maybe 19.) [ UPI ]
Optimistic Democratic lawmakers say they might have a final version of the stimulus bill by today. [ CNN ]
In an obvious sop to geriatric viewers, a relatively ancient old spaniel won the Westminster dog show. [ ABC News ]
Investors are funneling all their moneys into extremely safe bets, like currencies, after Tim Geithner's alarming press conference yesterday. [ MarketWatch ]
Tornadoes touched down overnight in Oklahoma. Eight people have been killed. On the bright side, a Chuck E. Cheese got mangled beyond recognition. [ AP ]
No word yet on who won the election in Israel -- looks like it'll be a nail-biter. [ New York Times ]