Harriet Miers:"Your Friends Have Failed!"
Yesterday, we asked you to cast your vote in the Harriet Miers's Look-a-Like Contest (polls close at noon!), and we indicated a willingness to accept write in vote. There have been, er, more than expected, with Emperor Palpatine leading the insurgency. Other possibilities:
•Iggy Pop
•Dana Carvey's Church Lady
•Florence Henderson
•The elder Mrs. Bush
•Tracy Ullman
•Chris Kattan
•Swoosie Kurtz
•Tommy Franks
•Estelle Getty
•Madam
•The Joker
•Zell Miller
We'll consider doing a run-off between the poll winner and Palpatine if the Emperor's surge continues, though we will refrain from commenting on the aptness of the write-ins otherwise. Except to say that they are all just as qualified to actually serve as Miers is.
Come to think of it, Palpatine and Scalia would make a great team.
Harriet Miers Gets Polled [Wonkette]
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