Harriet, We Hardly . . . Ah, Well, We Really Sort of Did Know You Well Enough
The wires are reporting that Harriet Miers has pulled her own plug, amid all the controversy over her qualifications and constitutional law and whatnot. We understand, though, that the official expanation will be that she wants to devote more time to pursuing her strange, asexual relationship with Judge Hecht.--HOLLY MARTINS