Harry Reid Would Like To Dick-Punch James Comey One More Time, Please
Come at me, Bro!
WHOA HEY, Harry Reid is literally on his way out of the Senate, but he would like to pull down FBI Director James Comey's pants a few more times before he leaves town, just for LOL-giggles and the utter fun of it. You see, he hasn't been shy over the past month about laying the blame for Hillary Clinton's Electoral College loss where it belongs, or at least the primary place where it belongs, which is Comey's dickish, politically motivated letter to Congress 11 DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION that said "PSSSSST, Hillary emails, dunno what's in 'em, it's a surprise, you should talk about it all the way up to two days before the election, at which point I will reveal that there's nothing in them, and that I am an election-meddling cock-gobbler." (We think that's the exact transcript, but can't be bothered to look it up to make for certain.)
[wonkbar]<a href="wonkette.com/608453/dear-james-comey-a-nice-thing-to-do-today-would-be-to-go-fuck-yourself"></a>[/wonkbar]Reid sent a letter in November accusing Comey of violating the Hatch Act, and also sitting on "explosive information" about ties between Donald Trump and the Russian government (more like he hid the information up his butt), and a few days later, Reid outright called Comey a "Republican operative."
And now, in an interview with Politico, Reid says that sure, Democrats should learn lessons from the election and stuff, that's all great, but he rejects the notion that the party is somehow in Big Trouble Mister, because fuck James Comey is why:
“They have Trump, I understand that. But I don’t think the Democratic Party is in that big of trouble,” Reid said in a half-hour interview with Politico on Wednesday, one day before he’ll deliver his farewell address. “I mean, if Comey kept his mouth shut, we would have picked up a couple more Senate seats and we probably would have elected Hillary.”
[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/608441/dear-media-hi-go-fuck-yourself"></a>[/wonkbar]Yeah maybe probably! We do know that late breaking voters, the idiot kind who were "undecided" until they got in the car and remembered there was a presidential election this year that they should go vote in, broke for Trump AFTER the Comey letter, the one the mainstream media pounced on and slurped at for a week and a half. (FUCK OFF, MEDIA!)
Oh yeah, and there is also that thing about how Hillary is currently beating Trump in the popular vote by about 2.7 million votes.
Elsewhere in the Politico interview, Sen. Reid calls Sen. Anthony Barrasso (R-Wyoming) a total loser for the way he used to come on the Senate floor and cry about Obamacare all the time, and we have no desire to do a bunch of research on what a big pussy Barrasso is, so we'll just assume Reid is correct, say "LOL!" and declare this post over.