Have You Signed Your 'Real World' STD Waiver Yet? Oh, You Simply Must


  • Before you appear on a reality tee-vee program, make sure to read the STD clause in your release very carefully. Very very carefully. Because MTV will not fix your genitals if you dry-hump a love sack and then contract the crotch rot. Contractually, MTV is simply not responsible. It's in your contract, understand? Good. Now sign here please. [Washington Examiner]

  • Please stop randomly shooting your glock or desert eagle or blunderbuss or whatever. You are lowering the property value in Petworth! [Prince of Petworth]

  • Re: big black cocks. If you hang around Union Station, they will come. [Holla Back DC]

  • Anna Karenina meets Woyzeck meets generic detective novel meets the Washington Redskins. Basically the saddest thing you will ever read, ever. [Washington Examiner]

  • The SDS (aka "75 high schoolers who skipped gym class") marched around McPherson Square in celebration of Barack Obama's Peace Prize. [DCist]


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