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HE "FLAKED," GET IT? GET IT?

* Heard on the Hill: John Murtha sent a hand-written apology to Mike Rogers... Jeff Flake bails on Tucker Carlson, proves himself to be smarter than expected... Claire McCaskill stranded on a stopped train all by herself on the way to a committee meeting! [Roll Call]


* Reliable Source: ALL HAIL BABY CHENEY... Georgetown salon party/cancer benefit turns into an actual brawl, with arrests and black eyes and brick-throwing... Dr. Laura taking a little break. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Gore book makes fun of Bush in the index, features a picture of the old, skinny Gore... Jon Stewart gave Margaret Spellings an apple... DC salon offers hilarious "John Edwards Special." ... Ron Paul: Dick Cheney did 9/11. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: Will Nancy Pelosi congratulate Barry Bonds???? ... John Edwards shocker: All Presidents are humans. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: The rumor that CQ will stop using the term "member" because it is too funny is mostly not true... John Edwards' speaking fees are enough to net him 15 years of haircuts... EVERY SINGLE COLUMN MENTIONS JEFF FLAKE BAILING ON THAT JACKASS TUCKER CARLSON WTF IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ARRGH. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: Paul Simon and Chris Dodd: BFF. [WP]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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