* Heard on the Hill: John Murtha sent a hand-written apology to Mike Rogers... Jeff Flake bails on Tucker Carlson, proves himself to be smarter than expected... Claire McCaskill stranded on a stopped train all by herself on the way to a committee meeting! [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: ALL HAIL BABY CHENEY... Georgetown salon party/cancer benefit turns into an actual brawl, with arrests and black eyes and brick-throwing... Dr. Laura taking a little break. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Gore book makes fun of Bush in the index, features a picture of the old, skinny Gore... Jon Stewart gave Margaret Spellings an apple... DC salon offers hilarious "John Edwards Special." ... Ron Paul: Dick Cheney did 9/11. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: Will Nancy Pelosi congratulate Barry Bonds???? ... John Edwards shocker: All Presidents are humans. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: The rumor that CQ will stop using the term "member" because it is too funny is mostly not true... John Edwards' speaking fees are enough to net him 15 years of haircuts... EVERY SINGLE COLUMN MENTIONS JEFF FLAKE BAILING ON THAT JACKASS TUCKER CARLSON WTF IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ARRGH. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: Paul Simon and Chris Dodd: BFF. [WP]


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