HE "FLAKED," GET IT? GET IT?
*Heard on the Hill: John Murthasent a hand-written apology toMike Rogers...Jeff Flakebails onTucker Carlson, proves himself to be smarter than expected...Claire McCaskillstranded on a stopped train all by herself on the way to a committee meeting! [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: ALL HAILBABY CHENEY... Georgetown salon party/cancer benefit turns into an actual brawl, with arrests and black eyes and brick-throwing...Dr. Laurataking a little break. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Gorebook makes fun ofBushin the index, features a picture of the old, skinny Gore...Jon StewartgaveMargaret Spellingsan apple... DC salon offers hilarious "John EdwardsSpecial." ...Ron Paul: Dick Cheneydid 9/11. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: WillNancy PelosicongratulateBarry Bonds???? ...John Edwardsshocker: All Presidents are humans. [ The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: The rumor that CQ will stop using the term "member" because it is too funny is mostly not true...John Edwards'speaking fees are enough to net him 15 years of haircuts... EVERY SINGLE COLUMN MENTIONSJEFF FLAKEBAILING ON THAT JACKASSTUCKER CARLSONWTF IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ARRGH. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Paul Simon and Chris Dodd: BFF. [ WP ]