Helen Thomas Returns To White House To Finish Off Dana Perino


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Look everyone, 124-year-old c-list wire reporter Helen Thomas is back in the Front Row of the White House Briefing Room after months of health issues! "I realized really how dedicated I was to newspapers," Thomas says, "which are dying." Nah grandma that's just hearsay; You've been watching too much CNBC! And then Thomas' legendary arch nemesis, the ice queen press secretary Dana Perino, welcomes her back, and Thomas calls her a hot-to-trot warlord hussy. She also admits that she voted for Obama, which is not a very professional thing for a wire reporter to disclose [Commenters say she has a column now in the NYT under the pen name "Maureen Dowd"]. [Fishbowl DC]


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