Hell, The Apprentice's Loser Is Going. . .
We're not in the habit of playing Craigslist, but this is a special request that comes at a very special time of year. We're posting it for a friend. A "friend."
- Married lady willing to play arm-candy in exchange for last-minute ticket to the White House Correspondents' Dinner. . . Loves to talk dirty, drinks like a fish, and will write nasty things about your colleagues the next day. Stacked.
Please respond: email@example.com
P.S. Will settle for Bloomberg after-party.
"Apprentice" Kwame in Demand [E! Online]