Hello Charlotte, Ready To Rumble?


It is time for your Democratic Convention-flavored Charlotte hoe-down, North Carolina, and we will be seeing you tonight at six! The party is at our secret Casita de Wonkadonk, so email wonketteparty@gmail.com for the supersecret address, and also please don't come by the rest of the week to murder us. Really! Please!

As always, there will beer, and we will get some sort of food so you don't just throw up Fat Tire all over our back yard, unless you are Ghost GG Allin and that's just how you are. (Gross.)

Anyway, come on by -- ahem -- y'all.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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