Help Name 18 Lousy Little Baby Pandas!

Remember the innocent days of 2004 or whenever and how much you loved the National Zoo's pet panda baby, Marion Barry "Butterstick" Jr.? Well, those days aren't coming back.

But the once-loved Chinese animals are now breeding like the vermin they are, and these days nobody wants to name the little critters. This is why China is solemnly asking the world to Help Name the Number-Pandas. Not even a panda wants to spend its whole life known as "Number Five."

After the jump, we give YOU the opportunity to vote for the new official panda baby names!

Love giant pandas? Name them! [China Daily]


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