Hemmer Goes to Loofa Land

Look, we know the Supreme Court's important and all that, but wake up, people: Bill Hemmer, CNN's former morning-show apostle of blowdried gee-whizzery, is going to be manufacturing the red meat over at the Fox News. What's more, he has an astonishing revelation about his new shop: "I find people show up every day to win, and that appeals to me . . . For several years, Fox has been the New York Yankees, and that's a tough lineup to crack."

Fox has been the New York Yankees? We know that most of the Yankees starters have been throwing like girls lately, but we had no idea that it was because Greta van Susteren was on the mound.

Former CNN Anchor Hemer Joins Fox News[WaPo]


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