Some people on your Internets are Very Upset over the news today that theU.S. Patent Office canceled the Washington Redskins trademark. Why oh why would the U.S. Patent Office do such a thing? Because "redskins" is a derogatory term for Native Americans, who happen to be actual human people and not just Disney characters, did you know? Anyway, people on Twitter are saying all kinds of amazing things about this, as you'd expect. And here at the joint partnership that is Happy Nice Time People and Wonkette, we are no different. In our "sekrit chatcave" where we communicate all day long, we have come up with a list of excellent team names that are about as defensible as the Washington Redskins.

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