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Did Barack Obama sext you today? Us too! If you deleted it already, this is what it says: Call the 202-559-4225 number and you will be connected to the Congressional Switchboard (Eric Massa masturbating) and tell them your district or where you live or whatever, and they will connect you, and you tell the staffer or intern that you support the Health Care and please just get this over with so we can think about something else, like a naked, farting Eric Massa sitting on your face, forever. (This is what fascism looks like, according to George "Andrew Sullivan" Orwell.)

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