Here Comes Your Thursday White House Press Briefing!
Y'all might have noticed that the news has been slightly quiet this week, aside from the Misadventures of Matt Gaetz's Whanger, Allegedly. That's because it's Holy Week and Congress is at home bein' holy or something. But it's also Infrastructure Week! And no, that is not a euphemism for Matt Gaetz's dick! They're really doing infrastructure this time!
So today, we bet White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is going to talk about Infrastructure Week. And hopefully she will not be forced to talk about Matt Gaetz's dick.
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