Here Is All We Are Going To Say On Man-Drinks-Water-Gate
We do hope you are allproperly ashamed of your dumb bullshit lowest common denominator freakout that Marco Rubio drank some water last night, when you should have been freaking out that he needs some Biden Plugz because it is icky looking at his Sad Hairs.
But Vic sent us this nice gif, and it is so sweet and stuff, so here you are. You are welcome.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.