Here Is John Boehner, Too Drunk To F*ck (Video)
At Johnson's flagship muckraking website, Gotnews.com, he says that John Boehner is being racist in the above sideways cell phone camera video, because he called the NCAA (you know, the dudes who run college basketball) the NAACP/NCAA and then chuckled. We, as a white woman, were not sure if this was actually racist? Because basketball players are often black? But then this comment -- one out of nine on the post that's been up since yesterday, because Chuck C. Johnson is a very important web journalist with very much following -- made us see that we were wrong. If this dude thinks it wasn't racist, then racist it sure as fuck was.
So there you go: John Boehner tells snide little racist ha-has and also does so in the drunkest slur -- Gonnnzthaghuhhhhh -- we have ever heard from John Boehner, if it is even John Boehner, and anyway do we even know Chuck or his source didn't slow down the video? NOPE we do not.
Anyway, if it is Boehner and it is a day, John Boehner is crocked, stewed, lit and marinated. But for comparison, is he more or less drunk than Sarah Palin here?
How about "more or less drunk than Marco Rubio"?
Dana Rohrabacher (R-The Taliban), that is who!
John Boehner, on the other hand, is probably too drunk to get his pecker up.
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