Here Is Old Handsome Joe Biden To Dampen Your Panties
Wonkers, until now were yourpanties too dry? Well Old Handsome Joe Biden is from the government, and he's here to help.
We mean, we are aware that we have a thing for daddies (and also of all internet traditions), but look at this motherfucking Silver Fox in his spanking new official portrait, and the smile, and the eyes. Those kind eyes. Those eyes that chain us to him, hyp-no-tized, like Kaa, the snake in The Jungle Book except that (sadly) he does not want to eat us. We are purring at you, Old Handsome Joe. We are a kitten without a whip.
Perhaps you are not gay for Old Handsome Joe. We suggest, if that is the case, that you go back under your WeaselZippers rock and leave us here, in our bunk, unmolested.
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