Here Is That Skateboarder Guy Who Heroically Swiped That Koran
Did you somehow miss this video over the weekend? Why not watch it right now, for freedom?
A skateboarder dude snuck up behind the aspiring book burner and told the local teevee news, “He said something about burning a Koran. I was, like, ‘Dude, you have no Koran!’ and took his Koran and ran off." Don't mess with Texas!