Here Is Your Christmas Song You Can Never Unhear
Happy Christmas to you and yours, from your Wonket. We shall be off fishing* for the rest of the day.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.