Here you go, we haven't even watched this yet. (We have it open in another tab, though, and are up to "I'm not the strapping young Muslim Socialist I used to be." We guess we will keep listening!)

We are still fapping to the one from two years ago, when he killed Donald Trump Osama Bin Laden. Apparently, Donald Trump does not like being gently ribbed about being a GIANT FUCKING EMBARRASSING DOUCHIOT.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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