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I'm sure if we saw the whole thing, it would include, "some of my best friends are black and queer, so don't get me wrong..."
Thou shalt not kill, except when God apparently says it's OK, and lets you be more efficient at it as long as some guy holds his arms up for hours at a time, and then makes the other guys more efficient at it when that guy gets tired and his arms fall.
Very consistent and not at all stupid.