Here's Bernie Sanders On The Ellen Show, Talkin' About Handcuffs And Tight Panties
Oh look, Bernie Sanders has a softer side! He's not all GRRRRR! free college and AAAAAARGH! murder Wall Street all the time. Sen. Sanders stopped by the Ellen show, probably because he was still in the neighborhood after Tuesday's Las Vegas debate, and he was adorable! First, here is Bernard dancing, before the show:
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 15, 2015
OK, so regardless of who you're supporting in the Wonkette Primary (buy your Bernie T-shirts HERE and buy your Hillary T-shirts HERE! and buy your Larry Lessig panties NEVER), we can all agree that Bernie cut many more rugs before he even went on stage than Hillary did when she was shaking her money maker to the Whip and the Nae Nae on the Ellen program. Of course, it is NOT a fair fight unless Bernie now steps up and does those specific dances. Tall order, we know, because neither of these fools is A Expert at any dance besides the Chicken Dance, awwww, Olds are the cutest.
And then it was time for Bernie to come on stage, at which point he cut at least three more rugs. Take THAT, dancing "pundits" who say "All Hillary needed to do was stand still on the Ellen Show without falling down during the dance-off to maintain her status as the frontrunner of RHYTHM, she obviously won at all the dancing." Guess we won't need a Change.org petition to root out corruption in the Dancing Primary, WILL WE? This clip starts with dancing, and ends with all kinds of serious talk about socialism and stuff, you will like it.
Also, just wait until you hear which Republican presidential candidate he would MOST like to go on a sexy desert island vacation with!