Heritage Foundation Constructing Moat Around Itself
Wonkette operatives say the construction around the Heritage Foundation's headquarters on Massachusetts Ave. NE has taken an ominous turn, first with the sinister barbed-wire-topped wallsand now with what appears to be an actual moat around the building. Considering the vast gulf between public sentiment and Heritage Foundation positions -- this week, the arch-conservative think tank is boldly defending "Subprime Lending: A Valuable Innovation" -- moats may still be an effective way for feudal lords to protect themselves from savage mobs of poor people.