Hero Boss Fires 22 Employees, For America And Patriotism
Well, David Siegel, whom people jumped all over just because heplagiarized a hilarious chain letter and threatened to fire all his employees if B. Barry Bamz won the 'lection, in favor of holing up in his 5000 room mansion, has changed his tune and will not be firing all his employees to make a point about Socialism. Instead, he gave them raises, like a total pussy! Luckily, another real American stepped into the breach to fire 22 people because
he's a vulgar poutmonster who didn't get his way he is a patriot.
Please to do all the transcribing for us, CBS:
“I explained to them a month ago that if Obama gets in office that the regulations for Obamacare are gonna hurt our business, and I’m gonna have to make provisions to make sure I have enough money to cover the payroll taxes, the additional health care I’m gonna have to do, and I explained that to them and I said you do what you feel like in your heart you need to do, but I’m just letting you know as a warning this is things I have to think of as a business owner.
“Well unfortunately, and most of my employees are Hispanic — I’m not gonna go into what kind of company I have, but I have mostly Hispanic employees — well unfortunately we know what happened and I can’t wait around anymore, I have to be proactive. I had to lay off 22 people today to make sure that my business is gonna thrive and I’m gonna be around for years to come. I have to build up that nest egg now for the taxes and regulations that are coming my way. Elections do have consequences, but so do choices. A choice you make every day has consequences and you know what, I’ve always put my employees first, but unfortunately today I have to put me and my family first, and you watch what’s gonna happen. I’m just one guy with 114 employees — well was 114 employees — watch what happens in the next six months. The Dow alone lost 314 points today. There’s a tsunami coming and if you didn’t think this election had consequences, just wait.”
Whew, that was a lot of transcribing! Thanks!
When His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney encouraged business owners to tell their serfs how to vote -- that, like prima noctis, is a business lord's right -- we're sure he didn't mean for said business owners to actually fire their workers if the Kenyan won? Because that's the kind of thing The Rabble tends to take poorly. Just ask Sarah Palin, noted historian of the French Revolution!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.