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Famous birther drag queen Orly Taitz isso frustrated right now, because no one will listen to her important ideas about Barack Obama's fake social security number. She can't even get justice in the court, probably because everyone there is a secret Kenyan with a fake social security number, too. Oh and also because she keeps "displaying her own stupidity," by not knowing how to redact information. Maybe they don't teach that sort of thing in Lunatic Dentist Lawyer College. But really, how can Orly Taitz be expected to properly redact a social security number when someone in the court is clearly sabotaging her case?


Orly Taitz is suing the Social Security Administration using the Freedom of Information Act to get information about Barack Obama's fake social security number, which he has used to buy cigarettes and hamburgers and become the president. Of course.

But Taitz cannot seem to redact the right information from the number in question, according to an order issued Monday by U.S. District Judge Royce C. Lamberth. Taitz keeps redacting the wrong digits in court pleadings — even after doing it correctly, according to the judge.

Local court rules state that people must redact all but the last four digits of social security numbers included in court filings. Instead, Taitz kept redacting the last four digits.

“There is no logical explanation she can provide as to why she is now wasting the Court’s time, as well as staff’s time, with these improper redactions,” he wrote.

CONSPIRACY! And yet Orly Taitz continues her fight, maybe because of snakes and dead horses and Russia, or something, and for freedom. [WaPo]

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