Daniel McCawley, the owner of the Atomic Grill in Morgantown, West Virginia, has achieved a Flawless Victory over a troll who wrote an online restaurant review suggesting that the servers should "show more skin." And so McCawley obliged, by introducing a new dish for the restaurant: from May 16 to Memorial day, Atomic Grill will offer a potato skin special, with all proceeds -- not profits, proceeds -- going to the West Virginia Foundation for Rape Information Services. That's just about the Platonic Ideal of a turning a fuck-you into something beautiful, and our only regret is that we live in freaking Idaho, where a person just can't find a potato for love nor money.

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