Hero Wonketteer Takes To The YouTubes With Bold Counteroffer To Trump
From Wonkette's Own Jesse Berney, a counteroffer that Mitt Romney would be a fool to turn down!
The real news here is, of course, that someone who blogs for Wonkette has a hundred bucks on hand. That may actually be more surprising than anything Donald Trump said.
Also, too, another announcement that eclipses the significance of anything Trump said today:
(Yes, we realize that there is not enough graph paper on the planet to make a Venn diagram that includes the set "things that eclipse the significance of anything Trump said today... or ever")
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.