He's the Hammer, Dammit
We don't know about you, but we're rooting for Tom DeLay in his primary today. The guy's a bad-ass.
DeLay will be in Washington on primary day. He will spend Tuesday evening at a fundraiser hosted by husband and wife Bill Paxon and Susan Molinari, who served together in Congress before becoming lobbyists.
Look at that, he doesn't even care. "Oh, a referendum on my character, huh? I think I'll spend it in Washington receiving money from lobbyists." It's like showing up to your court-mandated treatment center with a flask. Brilliant.