HEY GUYS CHUCK HAGEL'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING
We'll let you know what the hell he's on about. Just REFRESH LIKE MAD.
Statement: Open with a joke! He bets you can't believe he graduated from college! University of Nebraska blah blah blah... Welcome Dana Bash? Hope Dana enjoyed the steak? GIVE THE GODDAM STATEMENT.
He's known for "direct, succinct answers." And he's known for them because he was tutored by an old man in the front row, who he'll babble about for a while, without notes...
Old dude was in World War II!
"Ladies and gentlemen, America stands at a historic crossroads..." and so does Chuck. America faces wars, raw political partisanship, terrorism, and our responses to these challenges will define our future. And Chuck wants none of it, he's quitting the Senate and moving to Bermuda. Haha j/k he hasn't actually said anything yet.
OK, HE'S ANNOUNCING THAT HE'LL MAKE A DECISION LATER THIS YEAR. WE HATE YOU CHUCK HAGEL.