Hey, Has Anybody Else Been As Stupid As This Guy Yet?
The unseen fellow asking Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick whether the Boston Massacre was a "false flag" operation so TSA agents can "put their hands down [his] pants" is apparently Dan Bidondi, a "correspondent" for Alex Jones's Infowars. Bully for them! Great job, fucking idiots!
Because obviously the government did Boston so they can snatch everyone's pipe bombs, which, of course, you can pry from Alex Jones's cold dead hands.
While we're on the subject of cold dead hands, I think we've had about enough of the adorable "I was only wishing maiming and violence on them with votes," don't you? And anybody who takes that as a challenge to their precious freedoms, or whines about it in any way whatsoever, or tries to get clever about it, or tries to back-door it, can get the fuck out. Do not test mama today.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.