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Happy New Year! Joe Miller must have had to wait until 2011 to quit being an asshole for tax purposes. Yeah, that's it. Let's see how he starts his statement:

"In what can only be described as actions that are reckless, irresponsible, and immoral

You embarrassed your kids by fighting Lisa Murkowski for months in court after you clearly lost?

we continue to pass on trillion-dollar debt to our children.

Oh.

This delusional

MAN? Oh, finally, he looked in the mirror!

spending has no regard for the burden placed on them and no consideration for the difficulties placed on themselves.

Oh.

Can't wait until this guy murders someone and is back in the headlines! [YouTube]

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This weekend, hundreds of people are gathering in Denver, Colorado for the 2018 Flat Earth Conference -- two whole days of people with suspiciously Andy Warhol-like hair yelling "Where's the curve?!?" and talking about ice walls -- and we are missing out! Flat earthers are kind of the best of all conspiracy theorists, because aside from a few fascists and anti-Semites in the mix, they are mostly harmless cranks who just want to feel like they are way smarter than all of the scientists. As far as I know, believing in a Flat Earth, while stupid, has never hurt anyone -- which is honestly kind of refreshing these days!

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Every so often on this here internet, we get a hate read that is so perfect, that so aptly encapsulates a particular form of douchebaggery that we all must collectively gasp at it's awfulness and revel in the general repulsiveness of the arrogant human being so lacking in self-awareness that they actually thought it would be a good idea to write such a thing. Today, I bring you such a hate read -- Matthew Binder's A Glimpse Into the Ideological Monoculture of Literary New York.

And yes, it's actually worse than it sounds, if that is possible.

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