Mitch McConnell, turtle-yelping to the press Wednesday afternoon:

My counterpart Senator Schumer announced that their goal was to apparently never fill the Supreme Court vacancy.

BLAH BLAH BLAH about the "Biden Rule," which actually does not exist.

Apparently there's yet a new standard now, which is to not confirm a Supreme Court nominee at all. I think that's something the American people simply will not tolerate ...

Which American people? The almost 66,000,000 people who voted for Hillary Clinton, thus affirming that Barack Goddamn Obama should've gotten to name the Supreme Court justice who would replace the dead guy with the pillow on his face what died DURING HIS PRESIDENCY?

Or the fewer than 63 million people who voted for Donald Trump, plus 70,000 some-odd syphilitic cow farts in the Rust Belt, the ones who barely squeaked Trump into the presidency with absolutely zero mandate for his agenda?

WHICH ONES, MITCH MCCONNELL, YOU PIECE OF SHIT? We think Americans will be FINE with Democrats playing the same kind of obstructionist politics Mitch McConnell's GOP pioneered, since when you really dig hard into the numbers, you'll find that it's not just the presidency, but also too the Senate, where Democrats STILL (STILL!) won the popular vote, even though they hold a minority of seats. (The GOP won the popular vote in the House, THIS TIME.)

We are just saying, and also, we are saying FUCK YOU, MITCH MCCONNELL, you craven waste of breathing space. You and the entire GOP deserve everything you get.

[CNN Politics on Twitter]

Evan Hurst

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