Hey Rascals, Time Is Running Out On Your Chance To Win An 'American Wife'
In a mere twelve-ish hours or so, Wonkette's one-time-only "name your favorite First Lady" contest will close. So check out the Official Ruleshere and send in your wonderful 25-word Idears (that is what famous First Lady Howard Dean calls them) to email@example.com by noon tomorrow with the subject line MY FAVORITE FIRST LADY IS NOT THAT STRUMPET ABIGAIL FILLMORE. You might just win yourself a copy of that book, American Wife! Meanwhile, if you do not participate in this contest, you will be forced to chant "Nancy Reagan" into a mirror five times until the ghost of Jane Wyman shows up and murders you with a rusty eyelash curler.