Does Mitt Romney secretly drink tequila? (No.) But his Mexican cousins do, in between getting kidnapped by the cartels and then "accidentally" shooting them, also too. In this installment of Vice's tour through the Mexican Mormon/cartel death match, the Vice hipsters might get killed! (But they do not get killed.)
Parts One , Two , Three and Four .
[ Vice ]
Hey Why Are All These Mexican Mormons Drinking Tequila All The Time Anyway?
They have to kidnap them over there so we don't have to kidnap them over here.
Wait...
The LDS rules were a reaction to him getting himself lynched?