Hey Why Are All These Mexican Mormons Drinking Tequila All The Time Anyway?
Does Mitt Romney secretly drink tequila? (No.) But his Mexican cousins do, in between getting kidnapped by the cartels and then "accidentally" shooting them, also too. In this installment of Vice's tour through the Mexican Mormon/cartel death match, the Vice hipsters might get killed! (But they do not get killed.)
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