Hi, Wonketteers, I want to introduce my--Oh, shit! BREAKING!
Wow. Okay. I was just going to pop on right off the bat here and make some introductions. Your regular Wonkette will be travelling today and tomorrow. My name is The DCeiver, and I will be holding it down here while she is away. Originally, I was going to talk about how the coming 48 hours were going to be fraught with the excitement of impending Fitzmas, and how Ana wasn't going to disappear entirely because of the expected big news day, but no sooner do I sit down that I find out Harriet Miers is pulling out faster than a Catholic on Prom Night. I take credit! As they say (but usually not so quickly into their term): BREAKING, DEVELOPING, HOLY SHIT... — DCEIVER