Apparently, interns on the Hill are outraged -- outraged! -- by the idea of celebu-skanks Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie taking over their turf for a new version of the Fox show Simple Life. But they're rich, claim the interns, and we got our jobs fair and square! Yes, apparently, there are no interns on the Hill who got their jobs through family connections or because they're rich enough to suffer being paid crap.

Except, you know, all of them.

But more importantly, didn't anyone at Fox see Legally Blonde 2? Hasn't what little meat exists in putting ditzy chicks near the legislature been picked from the bone by Reese Witherspoon?