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NObama, evah!Poor Hillary Clinton, who spends literally all of her time sending out spoofed Joe Biden emails begging donations for her massive campaign debt, has yet another financial indignity on her horizon: She'll make $4,700 less per year than the current black Secretary of State, because that's how Barack Obama's America rolls.


Hillary will be the first white secretary of state since Madeline Albright left in January 2001. Our Mrs. Clinton is also the first American-born white woman secretary of state, ever! That's historical.

It is also too bad that she served in the Senate when Congress approved a pay raise for Condi, because my god, those clothes don't pay for themselves. This means sad Hillary will only get $186,600 annually, instead of Fancy Condi's $191,300 salary.

True Constitutional-Law Detail: This is actually in the U.S. Constitution, the clause that says nobody serving in Congress can take a government appointment if the job in question got a salary increase during the congressperson's current term. Crafty affirmative-action Founding Fathers are at it again, from beyond the grave! (It's in Article 1, Section 6. We looked this up, for you!)

Secretary of State salary cut for Clinton [Associated Press]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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