Hillary or Cheney Behind Obama Office Break-In
Okay, who would most benefit from breaking into Barry Hussein Obama's campaign headquarters in Davenport, South Dakota (UPDATE: Or Iowa?) and stealing some laptops? Take our fun poll!
* Hillary Clinton's campaign.
* Fred Thompson/Dick Cheney's campaign.
* Somebody in South Dakota who really needs some laptops because times are tough, man.
* Senator Tim Johnson, but probably psychically.
(This would've been a poll, but the goddamned poll thing is broken. Sorry! Vote in the comments.)