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Wallflower Trump So Sad Prince Putin Can't Escort Him To The G7 Ball

Testy as a potty training toddler, Trump took to the teevee cameras to jumpstart his daily jeremiad about the importance of Putin while he was on his way to the G7.

He looks so stank

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Featured

How Fun Would It Be If We Made Trump Sign The ERA???

Illinois voted to approve the Equal Rights Amendment last night -- 37 states down, one to go.

Last night, the state of Illinois finally voted to approve the Equal Rights Amendment. Given that I live here, I was very excited -- though disappointed that I could not be festive, as my "ERA NOW!" T-shirt is back home with my parents and the rest of my baby clothes.

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Culture

A Solemn Remembrance Of All The Times Barack Obama Did Memorial Day Wrong

Remember the bad old days, when Barack Obama insulted the Troops every time he honored them?

I was surprised how many wingnuts thought I agreed with them, because obviously it wasn't really his beautiful White House.

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Featured

The Week In Garbage Men: Bad Feminist Public Schools Won't Even Let Boys Get Concussions, Masturbate In Locker Rooms

How is that even fair?

Hello and welcome to The Week in Garbage Men, your weekly peek at all the weirdness the manosphere has to offer!

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News

Nothing To See Here, Folks. Apparently Gay Men Beat Themselves Into Comas.

Who jumps off of a train going 60-70 mph, yet does not have injuries consistent with jumping off of a train?

What a beautiful young man...

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Surprise! Trump's Global Gag Rule On Abortion Has Resulted In... More Abortions

Not the safe and legal kind.

Last week, the Trump administration proposed a new rule that would ban health clinics that provide abortion or refer patients to abortion providers from receiving Title X funds.

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Post-Racial America

No, Steve Bannon Doesn't Think Martin Luther King Would Be 'Proud' Of Trump. He Is A Troll.

DO NOT LET THEM GET HAND.

He woke up like this.

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Everywhere Else News

You Can't Break Up With Trump, North Korea! He's Breaking Up With You First!

How bad did President Dumbass get rolled? AOT,K!

How do you say "Womp Womp" in Korean?

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Featured

Internet Morons Can't Wait To See President Obama Get Impeached, Thrown Right Out Of Office He Does Not Hold

They seem to be a day late and a dollar short.

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Russia

Wait, What With The Broidy Guy And Qatar And Huh? We'll Splain You Easy

This shit is complicated!

This will NOT end well...

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Post-Racial America

Idiot Gateway Pundit Reporter, But We Repeat Ourselves, Lectures Bernice King On Her Father, MLK

News Flash: Martin Luther King Jr. gave more than one speech, wingnuts skeptical.

Are we sure? Pretty sure he only said one thing.

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Post-Racial America

Wonksplainer: Who Is Jordan Peterson And Why Is He The Worst?

The time has come.

The time has come, Wonkers, for a Wonksplainer on who the hell this Jordan Peterson person is that we've all been hearing so much about lately. Admit it, you really did NOT want to find out who this jerk was, but you knew he was a jerk by cultural osmosis! Thus, I have spent the past two days (with appropriate mental health breaks), listening to his two-hour lectures and reading everything I can about him. You are welcome.

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Culture

LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?

You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.

Sad.

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Culture

Great Artist Jon McNaughton Unveils Exciting New Mueller Painting, 'Trump Gonna Cut A Bitch'

Oh Bobby, you're in trouble now!

Where's my money, Mueller? Where's my GODDAMN MONEY?

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Post-Racial America

Dennis Prager's Fake 'University' Is Back, Lying Like A Common Trump U

Unlike Trump University, Prager U lies to you for FREE.

As everyone knows, the only real racism is from people dressed like this.

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News

Mike Pence's Mysterious Brother Wants To Play Politics

The Pences are erecting a political dynasty with a lot of corporate cash.

We're headed to headed to Indiana for a peek at the Sixth District! We'd normally skip such a deep red race, but we felt the need to talk about this one because of how much we don't know about its Republican candidate, Greg Pence.

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