HIV/AIDS in DC a 'Modern Epidemic,' Republicans Probably Freaked
The big WaPo story today revealed the "first statistics ever amassed on HIV in the District," and the results thank God are pretty benign. Just a "modern epidemic," that's all. Congratulations to the District of Columbia for figuring this out now, instead of like maybe several years ago.
The report is unfunny enough that we can't make a joke about it, so... make your own "Larry Craig must have AIDS by now" jokes below. If that is your wont.