Hola Mexico, Please Join Us Saturday For Our Fiesta De Las Wonkeras Borrachas
Are you a Wonkera o Wonkero of the Mexicana variedad? Then please join your Editrix and Senorita Lisa Wines for a Thing de la Drinky in the colonial city of San Miguel de Allende, this Saturday!
We will meet here, on the roof at Azoteo, nice and early -- let's call it 5 p.m.
If it is just me and Miss Wines, that's fine too. Fuck it, right now I am eating pozole and drinking beer on a patio next to a church that looks like Sleeping Beauty's Castle. I am beyond caring what You People do.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.