Hollywood Fred Thompson Hates Baby Jesus!
In another blistering attack on conservative "values" voters, Hollywood Fred Thompson told South Carolina Republicans on Sunday that he isn't a member of a church and only attends services when he visits his elderly mom in Tennessee. Even worse, Thompson says he won't talk about religion while campaigning because it creeps him out -- remember that George Bush Junior only won the reluctant support of Republican primary voters by jabbering about Jesus all the time.
Said Fred in Greenville, S.C., on Sunday: "I know that I'm right with God and the people I love,'' adding that it's "just the way I am not to talk about some of these things."
This should enrage evangelical Christians, who apparently believe that all people are terrible sinners (especially liberals and queers) and only through the magic of the invisible blood of somebody who apparently got executed 2,000 years ago can anyone be "right" with God.