Hopefully Obama Will Replace Souter In Time For Sarah Palin vs. CrackHo.com
Obama will spend Memorial Day weekend in Las Vegas with famous Las Vegas Hollywood celebrities like Bette Midler, the inevitable Sheryl Crow, and Harry Reid. [ CNN Political Ticker ]
Marginal Vanderbilt/CNN centerfold Anderson Cooper is as unpopular, perhaps more so, than Keith Olbermann re-runs. [ Top of the Ticket ]
So, Sarah Palin, having embarrassed herself in I guess every other single way has now taken to picking minor legal battles with CrackHo.com... for... stealing the identity of the State of Alaska. Yes. [ HuffPost ]
Barack Obama has knighted all members of the UNC basketball team as thanks for not making his March Madness bracket a terrible embarrassment. [ The Caucus ]
Increasingly non-Senator Norm Coleman would like to be reimbursed for money he spent paying his lawyers to do nothing. [ TPM ]