Horsley Returns!

COLMES: Have you ever had sex with a washing machine?

HORSLEY: Um, well, haven't ever really thought about it, but the fact of matter is it shakes and there have been times when in reality that would be an option.

Lock up your daughters, sons, livestock, major appliances, and unrefrigerated produce! Neal Horlsely, everyone's favorite mule-fucking anti-abortion crusader, returns to The Alan Colmes Show to say he's also had sex with men and would possibly consider a "warm watermelon." Listen to it all here.

The Alan Colmes Show [Fox News Radio]

Liberal City Slickers Just Don't Get It [Wonkette]


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