House Passes Bailout, Now That There's Some Tasty Pork In It

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Whoa what is going on here, the wacky bailout bill has somehow passed in the House of Representatives by two million votes, 263-171. Take that, uh, China!...?? Many House Republicans switched from "no" to "yes" because they thought they were voting on a measure legalizing gay sex with pages. Now the bill will be driven in a fat cat limousine down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House, where George Bush is currently naked and expecting it. A Rose Garden signing ceremony is also expected, during which Hank Paulson will personally light on fire a pyre of $700 billion. But don't worry, he knows what he's doing! The Dow Jones hasdropped several hundred points since the good news came out. [NYT]

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