Housekeeping Note: Sorry We Keep Eating All Your Comments, It Is Because We Hate You Probably


No no, it isn't! Our commenting system, IntenseDebate, has been doing a very odd thing lately, where it takes the work of longtime, long-approved, loyal and noble commenters, and iteats it, NOM NOM NOM!

And now? When we try to "whitelist" said users (racist much, IntenseDebate?), it tells us they are "already banned." What? No they aren't, stupid! And then, when we try to contact "support," it tells us there is nobody in the office for the next week, and there isn't so much as a form to fill out. Waa waa.

SO. No, we are not deleting you. (Except for one comment today about the relative intelligence of a certain Palin; you know what you did.) And if you are deleted or frozen out, please tweet at us at @commiegirl1 and tell us your username.

We may or may not be able to help. Weejee, for instance? He has probably been lost to the mists of time, never to be seen or heard from again.

Fare-thee-well, Weej, on your dark journey to the future.

And B) who's got a line on another fucking commenting system, please? Mama's gettin' ornery.

PS: Your Editrix has been going through the "deleted" comments folder and pulling comments back out of it, despite realizing that many of them would have been deleted by yourselves for various reasons. So, sorry or whatever, you know, fuck it.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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